*1/4 through a fanfic* wait i’ve read this before
*2/4 through a fanfic* lol no i haven’t wtf is hapenning
* 3/4 through fanfic* OMG I’VE READ THIS BEFORE
yesterday in the car my mom said “theres always the one gay twin out of a pair” and my twin brother and I shot a glance at one another because we’re both the gay twin
Everyone who reblogs this
EVERY SINGLE ONE
Will get a shitty 1 sentence fanfic in their inbox determined by your recent reblogs
So if you reblogged Kevin Tran and a dalek recently
YOU GET KEVIN/DALEK ROMCOM FANFIC
If you just posted some Sherlock and Hannibal
THEY HAVE A DANCE OFF MOTHAFUCKAS
Shitty fanfics, at your door, no questions asked.
When I say shitty fanfics
I mean shitty fanfics motherfuckers
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME IN A CONDESCENDING WAY
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME LIKE I’M AN IDIOT
- DO NOT SPEAK TO ME AS IF I’M STUPID BECAUSE I DIDN’T KNOW ABOUT SOMETHING THAT YOU KNEW ABOUT OR BECAUSE I DIDN’T UNDERSTAND SOMETHING THAT’S SIMPLE FOR OTHER PEOPLE TO UNDERSTAND
- JUST DON’T DO IT
when ur lookin at ur old sketchbooks and u just
i used 2 be proud of that
i cringe when looking at old art
It’s the same thing with old writing. You look back at stuff you wrote years ago that at the time you thought was so good, and you’re just like
did u just add a fucking meme to my post
"Can I be your friend?"
Look you don’t… that’s not how it works. We can talk, sure, but friendships develop organically. If you literally ask to be my friend you put the pressure on me to either accept or reject you, so right off the bat we’re off to a tense start. And to be honest? It practically guarantees we’re never going to be friends. It’s creepy. Don’t be that guy. Don’t put that pressure on me. Just because you like my blog or we have some stuff in common doesn’t mean we’re destined bosom buddies.
To further clarify: jokingly saying WE’RE FRIENDS NOW or just randomly chatting me up? A OK! Earnestly asking me for my friendship is off putting and uncomfortable.
Okay so that last post I reblogged made me want a supermodel rintori au where Nitori is a new model and he’s made it onto big magazines in a surprisingly short amount of time so he’s this big hit or whatever and one day he has to do a photoshoot with stand-offish and full of him himself supermodel…